As you may already know, a man by the name of Miktran has announced his plot to take over the world a mere few days from now, and we risk losing our sunlight if we do not deal with this situation promptly.
Since he is knowledgeable about this adversary, I have placed Stahn Aileron in charge of the team who will face Miktran and defeat him. If anyone wishes to aid him, please report here so we can form an appropriate team and strategy. The head of scientific development, Keele Zeibel, is in the process of building a cannon which we plan to retaliate with and we are hiring on more staff members to speed up the process. Those who are not capable or are unwilling to fight should immediately take shelter, as I cannot guarantee that the outdoors will be safe to venture out in while this battle goes on. If you have additional information about Miktran or his plans, please be sure to inform us as soon as possible.
There is a lot on the line in this battle, but I believe in all of you and I know we will prevail in the end. Fight valiantly for yourself, your friends and family, and your home!