[Today, everyone's favorite pedo goofball is setting off on a wild adventure. The map is completely blank, half the things in his backpack are entirely useless, some of the food might smell a little iffy, but his eyes are burning with determination!
Drama? What drama? He has no time for such a thing; HE'S GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!!
Really, what better way to clear the head than to run off into the unknown with an underage girl?]
(( Pretend I did this yesterday, ok? Sven and his second-smallest apprentice are going off on a journey into the wilds of the dressing room. Anyone is free to stop by and express their approval or disapproval before they leave, but ultimately it'll only be the two of them wandering off because my little brain can't handle too much at once.))