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ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS. I, Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX, have… 
30th-May-2008 07:55 pm
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ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS.


I, Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX, have up until now have taken a lackadaisical approach to this land and the people here. I stepped in when I was absolutely needed, when things proved too difficult to handle otherwise, and allowed the residents their room to breathe when I wasn't. Looking back, I now see that I may have been very wrong in that approach. Judging by the threat of an invading army, my misjudgment is unfortunately apparent.

I am taking a new approach to ruling over this land. A more strict, more hands-on approach. Long gone are the days of carefree Emperor Peony. Now stands before you a man with a serious intent on keeping this land under my rule and jurisdiction. I will not allow another man who does not deserve to rule over all of you simply take my place. If he wants this place, he will have to come through me. And I assure you, that will not be easy.

My first plan of action to go along with this new outlook is as follows;

I AM IMPLEMENTING A DRAFT.


A draft. A compulsory call to arms.

ALL CAPABLE MEN OR ABLE BODIED WOMEN FROM THE AGE OF SIXTEEN (16) ARE REQUIRED TO FIGHT. YOUR WEAPON(S) OF CHOICE DO NOT MATTER. ATTEMPTING TO DODGE THIS DRAFT WILL RESULT IN SERIOUS PRISON TIME, A MINIMUM OF TEN YEARS, SERVED IN A JAIL ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THIS TERRITORY. ALL THOSE FITTING THE CRITERIA ARE TO REPORT TO THE COURTYARD OF MY CASTLE NO LATER THAN TOMORROW AFTERNOON, THREE PM, FOR EVALUATION.

It is important that you do not ignore this notice. As laid-back as I have been in the past, I will not simply let you slip through my fingers and allow you not to help your Emperor. You will be caught, and serious punishment will be given to you. If you are lucky, I will be the one to judge you.

If it helps, for any of you... I will also be taking part in the fighting.

Dated and signed this day of Friday, May 30, by the Emperor of Malkuth himself,
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX


Jade. Frings (if you're still around getting yourself in trouble, that is). Can I count on you to help with this?
Comments 
31st-May-2008 12:17 am (UTC)
Certainly, your Majesty. [is all impressed~]
31st-May-2008 12:21 am (UTC)
Thank you, Jade. Believe me, I'm going to need all the help that I can get.
31st-May-2008 12:17 am (UTC)
[LOLing]
31st-May-2008 12:21 am (UTC)
[ now, now, nebilim. DO NOT BE AMUSED. he will make you fight. :[ ]
31st-May-2008 12:19 am (UTC)
You can't do that.
31st-May-2008 12:22 am (UTC)
Yes, unfortunately, I can. You're a little too young to fight.
31st-May-2008 12:26 am (UTC)
Do you truly believe this will work? *she's highly amused*
31st-May-2008 12:29 am (UTC)
No harm in trying, right?
31st-May-2008 12:27 am (UTC)
A draft, Your Majesty?
31st-May-2008 12:29 am (UTC)
Obviously, Frings. Obviously. I'm surprised your still alive. Where've you been?
31st-May-2008 12:28 am (UTC)
I'm lost as to how some people are not fighting already. Parts of the city are burning.
31st-May-2008 12:30 am (UTC)
Well, yes, people are fighting. Not too many, however. I decided to take the best route and try to get together as many people I can in an organized effort.
31st-May-2008 12:33 am (UTC)
...? [ Colette is watching. A draft..? A breeze? And he was calling her arms? D: ]
31st-May-2008 12:36 am (UTC)
... [ that is incredibly adorable. ] Yes?
31st-May-2008 12:43 am (UTC)
A forced call to arms? B-but...!
31st-May-2008 12:43 am (UTC)
[Asch is all over this. ...he's just hoping his overprotective replica doesn't pitch a fit.] >\
31st-May-2008 12:44 am (UTC)
No.
31st-May-2008 12:44 am (UTC)
Considering not everyone even recognizes you as an emperor, you're gonna have your work cut out for you.
31st-May-2008 12:51 am (UTC)
This I know. It will certainly be an experience.
31st-May-2008 12:44 am (UTC)
Hm. I wonder where this puts people like me.
31st-May-2008 12:51 am (UTC)
People like you?
31st-May-2008 12:46 am (UTC)
Be extremely careful, Peony. Otherwise, you will have me to answer to. ♥ Are you certain you don't wish for me to get involved this time? Vaclav's army was quite easy to defeat the first time around.
31st-May-2008 12:52 am (UTC)
I will, sweetheart, I will. And, no, you are not fighting. If I die... Well, the kingdom is yours.
31st-May-2008 12:48 am (UTC)
Forgive me, I haven't been here long, but for what war are we being drafted to fight?
31st-May-2008 12:52 am (UTC)
...There's an army attempting to take over this entire area, and they seem to have very ill intentions.
31st-May-2008 12:54 am (UTC)
You don't have to ask me twice. I'm already wrapped up in this fight.
31st-May-2008 12:55 am (UTC)
Any help will be sincerely appreciated.
31st-May-2008 12:54 am (UTC)
[:O?] Draft? Whassa'? Um... [blows air. Like wind!] Draft?
31st-May-2008 12:56 am (UTC)
... [ children alskjdflj. ] Not... Exactly.
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