[those of you walking past might be slightly jarred by the sudden appearance of a giant pillow fort on the scene. Or not just any pillow fort: as the label on one of the pillowcases proclaims, it happens to be a "SUPER SECRET NINJA PILLOW FORT". Three identical-looking teenage
boys are sprawled out among the pillows. Only two of them are wearing ridiculous clothing!
...one of them calmly turns the offending pillowcase inside-out, so that the label is no longer visible]
I see this place's sense of humor hasn't improved any since I was last here.((If you would like to talk to a specific Jay, note it in the comment; otherwise, I'll reply to you with any combination of wishuponaleaf, astheweapon, or growingupboy.))